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… I will take extreme pleasure in removing their eyelids in 2mm slices. So this just arrived at my house.
I’ll probably donate it to a women’s shelter since my sister’s kid is already two months old, but I am less than amused.
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If you bought your sister anything with a credit card for her baby, that’s where it came from. Formula companies are notorious for farming people’s information.
Except I haven’t. This is her third boy and she didn’t need anything. Plus I’m cheap. A few months back I was receiving a subscription to American Parent. Someone has their lines crossed.
Somebody is fucking with you maybe. Or breast feeding has become too popular and they’re hoping the kit will reach a potential consumer or relative or friend. Or they have overstock and have to get them out before they expire.
All I can say is the line about removing eyelids was scrumptious.
Paranoia is indeed unflattering however when I receive lots of baby items to my email and home address, when it’s a known fact I don’t like children and have zero intentions of bearng any (especially at my age), I prefer to err on the side of stabby.
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