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January 18, 2005

Skimming The Gene Pool

Famous last works "Watch to see what I can still do." See, it was that qualifier "still" that killed her.

That, and abject stupidity.

Thank you Molly Jerman, for removing yourself from the gene pool. Hunamity appreciates it greatly.

CNN.com - Woman falls to death attempting balcony handstand - Jan 18, 2005
NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida (AP) -- A woman fell to her death while trying to do a handstand on the railing of a second-floor hotel balcony, sheriff's officials said.

Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral died Sunday. While attempting a handstand, she toppled over and dropped to the hotel patio, according to the Lee County sheriff's department.

Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do," a police report said. Foul play is not believed to be involved, officials said.

Posted by Penda at January 18, 2005 11:47 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Give it a couple of weeks, and some stupid inbred mouthbreather will be submitting an overly-punctuated full-caps rant against how you done wronged his Molly.

Like flies to a bug-zapper, they swarm to you. ;-)

Posted by: Davecat at January 18, 2005 02:33 PM

Oh - I can't wait - the outpouting of love and support for the idgit.

Love means never having to say "don't do that, you fucking moron."

Posted by: Penda at January 18, 2005 02:35 PM

You people are sick and have no couth. I hope someone in your family dies really soon, so I can post something about their deaths. What happened to my niece was an accident. She is gone and will be missed greatly. She was a wonderful young lady and not a stupid one, like all of you.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Assholes are what you are.

Posted by: Kim Bowden at January 20, 2005 01:11 PM

"You people", huh? Look for your grief masturbation elsewhere. Only an IDIOT would do a handstand off a balcony railing. Accidents are the result of someone not paying attention to something critical, like, you know, gravity.

Stupid people make Baby Jesus cry.

Where my family to do something assinine and stupid, then I would be the first to post it, because getting there first is what it's all about.

Sing along, everyone:

"Goodbye cruel world/
I'm off to join the circus...

Posted by: Penda at January 20, 2005 01:43 PM

An unfortunate accident is sitting at a restaraunt counter when a run away bus crashes through the wall. An unfortunate accident is being killed by an errant bolt of lightning from a storm five miles away.

Doing a self induced, multi-story pile driver is no more an unfortunate accident than sucking buck shot out of a rifle.

Posted by: jr at January 20, 2005 02:35 PM

She can come to my blog and make fun of me. My aunt died of natural causes and so did her niece. She was stupid and it was natural to die this way.

What kind of idiot does this? She wasted her life by being a dumbass. I have no pity for a defect that does this when I have family and friend who have died from various (not self-induced) events. Bet they would have loved a choice in the matter!

And it appears that she can't still do it afterall.
Have to run because I need to keep googling my dead relative also.

Posted by: JDC at January 20, 2005 06:03 PM

LOOK YOU UGLY BITCH, YOU DONT KNOW MY FAMILY AND YOU DONT KNOW MOLLY, SHE DIDNT DO A HANDSTAND SHE FEEL WE HAVE THE REAL POLICE REPORTS AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE JOKES, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR PICTURE OFF YOUR WEB SITE BECAUSE LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE, YOUR SUCH AN UGLY PERSON INSIDE AND OUT AND IF MY COUSIN WAS ALIVE TODAY SHE WOULD BEAT YOUR ASS LIKE THE CUNT YOU ARE, SLEEP WITH THAT OIN YOUR MINE, BITCH

Posted by: AMBER, KIMS DAUGHTER at January 21, 2005 08:16 AM

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